What Do You Have Under the Tree for Me?

by BNLX

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The BNLX-mas holiday tradition continues. May you and yours enjoy the season, however you choose (or choose not to) celebrate! From the original BNLX press release:

Dec. 17, 2010

Research conducted by the BNLX Statistical Bureau has indicated that many of our valued consumers enjoy listening to seasonal-oriented “music” compositions in the last quarter of the year. Your BNLX® has responded to this market demand by creating a holiday “music” product which targets this significant demographic segment.

The composition incorporates thematically appropriate acoustical elements (Lapland sleigh bells, chimes from Hallgrimskirkja in Reykjavik) along with a list of requests for material objects directed at a theoretical provider of gifts. The content of the composition is based upon analysis of popular thematic elements in seasonal music as expressed in Western popular culture of the 19th-21st centuries, and as such should prove to be enjoyable to a wide range of individuals.

You spoke, and we listened. Once again BNLX meets and / or exceeds expectations, this time in the crucial holiday market. Your opinion is valuable to us. Together, we can make the Best BNLX Ever – YOUR BNLX®.

BNLX Statisical Bureau | 3 Municipal Plaza | L’Anse aux Meadows | Newfoundland and Labrador | A0K 3Z0 | CANADA

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What do you have under the tree for me?
What do you have under the tree for me?

1.38 million euros
a Matisse
an Exocet missile
a fruit drink from Eegees

a bouquet of barbed wire
Dom Perignon rose
Audi A8 with ejector seat
an Uzi

What do you have under the tree for me?
What do you have under the tree for me?

a subscription to Paris-Match
a bale of weed
a Lincoln Navigator
full of Kruggerands for me

Atelier Yozu cufflinks
a condo in Gstaad
courtside tickets to the Lakers
Virgin Galactic boarding pass

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released December 17, 2010
Recorded at Flowers Studio, Minneapolis. Original release: Dec. 17, 2010.

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BNLX Minneapolis, Minnesota

BNLX is a psychedelic punk group from Minneapolis comprised of Ed Ackerson (guitar), Ashley Ackerson (bass), David Jarnstrom (drums), PD Larson (lights), occasionally Jim McGuinn (guitar), .

“Blistering post-punk inspired rock, with male/female, call-and-response vocals, feedback, harmonies, old- school drum machines and ridiculously catchy choruses"-Brooklyn Vegan
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